June 2013
1 post
December 2012
4 posts
you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other
I forgot this blog existed
This perfectly sums up mu feelings to Rolly

August 2012
1 post
I have two very smart friends :D
July 2012
10 posts
I HAVE A PIMP STICK THAT FIRES RAINBOW LASERS
I have hipster glasses that have x ray vision ;) ;) ;)
This should be a legit comic
My hat should turn me invisable
It’s funny how Katherine doesn’t know my mum thinks I’m going to snog her yet
IT’S NOT GAY IF IT’S A THREEWAY
WAIT WHAT!
pol who said you were involved?
OMG WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
HER MUM TOLD RHIANNON SHE KNEW AND THAT IT WAS OKAY AND SHE DIDN’T CARE THAT SHE WAS A LESBIAN I’VE BEEN LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES
‘you must be a lesbian because that’s the only reason you didn’t go out with andy, and it failed with tom. You’re a lesbian, I get it, I’ve known for a while’
It’s funny how Katherine doesn’t know my mum thinks I’m going to snog her yet
IT’S NOT GAY IF IT’S A THREEWAY
WAIT WHAT!
pol who said you were involved?
It’s funny how Katherine doesn’t know my mum thinks I’m going to snog her yet
She is certain that I am, it’s really awkward.
June 2012
6 posts
Damn boi
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY POLLY!
3 YEARS OF A HAPPY FACEBOOK MARRIAGE AND TAKING IT MUCH MORE SERIOUSLY THEN MOST PEOPLE!
ENJOY!! I thought that as I was putting it on tumblr, it could be as gay, cheesy and inside joke-y as I want. So here you go, babes. This was also Katherine’s idea, because she’s awesome and the best ship captain ever.
AND SERIOUSLY. This was the most awkward thing I have ever recorded. Apart from maybe that time I had to do a duet about wanting ‘it all’ with myself.
And, I know, the chorus does sound like we have a sitcom or something. Which we totally should.
Also, 3rd year is leather, and that just makes me think of a certain kink, so I thought I’d just make you aware of that, yup, this got awkward, carry on.
WARNING: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE (I say sod)
Lyrics (because they are inspirational):
This is my little song,
To remind you that our friendship has lasted long.
This is what I need to say,
And Katherine McGinn told me to do it this way.
William Wordsworth in year 8,
And 3 years later you’re just as great.
We’re both a little odd,
And that is why we’re married and don’t give a sod,
If people think we are mad,
‘Cause they haven’t even seen Pol’s tumblr, now that’s bad.
French lessons in year 9,
And 2 years later we’re still mighty fine.
(It’s just Rolly) Hipster + Gleek = the grooviest ship,
(It’s just Rolly) And as my mother says we’ll go down with it.
(It’s just Rolly) And how can’t you love a ship with Henry?
(It’s just Rolly) Celebrating their 3 year anniversary.
Doing the best speeches,
For Rotarians and some lucky teachers,
They could all feel Rolly,
Naming us Declan and Anthony.
Interact with good old Ted,
And all those meetings you led.
Hipster + Gleek = the grooviest ship,
(It’s just Rolly) And as my mother says she’ll go down with it.
(It’s just Rolly) And how can’t you love a ship with Henry?
(It’s just Rolly) Celebrating their 3 year anniversary.
Hipster + Gleek = the grooviest ship,
(It’s just Rolly) And as my mother says she’ll go down with it.
(It’s just Rolly) And how can’t you love a ship with Henry?
(It’s just Rolly) Celebrating their 3 year anniversary.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARYYYYYYYYYY!
(Thank you for being such a brilliant friend, this got soppy, but seriously, what the hell would I do without you? I wouldn’t know what shanked meant for one thing, and wouldn’t have anyone to laugh at me as I tell them of my ‘feelings’. True friendship dat m8.) xx